Friday, November 11, 2005

Pat Robertson Tells Pennsylvania To Fuck Itself

Pat Robertson, the voice of reason and the man Karl Rove called for advice when seeking Supreme Court appointees, recently said that the residents of Dover, PA should expect to die in a horrible disaster. See, they strangely voted out the school board members who wanted to eliminate science from the science curriculum and replace it with crazy-man theories, i.e. Intelligent Design.

So Pat said "If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city." Umm...wait, I thought the whole point of intelligent design was that it wasn't an attempt to sneak religion into the schools?

He went on to note that "if they have future problems in Dover, I recommend they call on Charles Darwin. Maybe he can help them."

Hey, that's crazy, calling on a dead guy to help!


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