Bible Not True, Sky May Be Blueish Color, Says Church

The Roman Catholic Bishops of the UK are now saying that (gasp!) the Bible might not all be 100% literally true! I can't imagine how this could be, since the Bible explicitly says that it is, in fact, all true. Nonetheless

The Bible is true in passages relating to human salvation, they say, but continue: “We should not expect total accuracy from the Bible in other, secular matters.”...

As examples of passages not to be taken literally, the bishops cite the early chapters of Genesis.

O, you mean it's true on just those points where there's no way to offer good evidece that it's false, but false in those areas where any three-year old could figure out that it's special magical made up bullshit fun? Ok.

Still, this is a huge leap forward for the Church, and I'd like to be the first to welcome them to the 18th century!