Thursday, September 22, 2005

Quirmos For Christ

The vatican is releasing a document saying that even celibate gay men can't be priests. But if there are celibate gay men then did God make them gay? I mean, they're not doing anything gay, right? So how are they gay, in a Christian sort of way where God makes you and then you have free will to put your weener in a boy or a girl?

Wouldn't it be funny if all the gay priests quit after this edict? There'd be like 3 priests left in the country, and they'd be the really nerdy guys who just haven't been able to figure out why it is that their penises feel tingly when they watch "Magnum P.I." reruns.


Anonymous Tangella said...

That would be funny...
Too bad the one with the final word on matters of priests and their weenies was a Hitler youth.
These days I don't even want to stop in/say 'hi' to St. Anthony from time to time, as I once did.

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