Thursday, May 05, 2005

Sorry, Wrong Satanic Number

A recently deciphered stash of ancient papyri indicates that the number of the beast was not 666, but rather 616. Terrible news for all the goth/metal kids who just got big, bloody "666" tattoos, but perhaps good news for the religious right, in that 616 is the area code for Flint, Michigan...home of Michael Moore! Clearly, God kept the real number hidden until such time as the evil Moore appeared, and then revealed it just in time to stop his nefarious plans for Democratic government.

(Special thanks to Dr. Samuel B. Slote for alerting me to the Michael Moore connection!)


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