Monday, April 25, 2005

How Many Popes Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, Popes don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw ten-year-old boys in the ass! Or at least they help pedophiles get away with doing this. While the last Pope did his part by helping child abuse syndicate ringleader Cardinal Law escape the jurisdiction of the Boston Police Department by giving him a fat job at the Vatican (conveniently, its own country with no obligation to extradite criminals to the U.S.), the new Pope is not without his boy-rape bona fides.

It was Pope Benedict himself, then using his nom de not-a-pope of Cardinal John Ratzinger, who ordered that all investigations into child abuse claims be carried out in secret, thus keeping the allegations out of the hands of the police, who might, I don't know, try to do what common decency and ethics would demand and put a stop to the boy-fucking, instead of just giving the pederasts a pat on the head and sending them off to some other parish where they could find fresher catamites for their perverted Romish tastes.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deary me, so many "cocks"!

2:20 AM  

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