Friday, March 25, 2005

God Hates Volcanoes

Stupidity isn't a crime. Propagating stupidity should be. And yet, in America, it's now the standard practice: a number of Imax theaters are refusing to show a film about undersea volcanoes because there is a refence to evolution in it. If you don't believe in evolution, hey, I wish I was you, because you're now in position to read for the first time the overwhelming evidence that not only supports, but completely proves this scientifically non-controversial theory! What fun lies before you! It's like being a kid on Xmas morning!

See, it seems that these theaters reside in parts of the country where people still prefer to believe stuff that makes them feel good, rather than things that are demonstrably true. In those parts of the country they call this attitude "faith." Around here we call that "cowardice."

"O no! I can't watch this film! It might offend the easily offended sky-man who I pray and give my money to!" Hey, guess what you little God-fearing wuss! If you can't stand up to your imaginary God-friend over something like going to see a movie, maybe you're not brave enough to be making any decisions for anyone.


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