Tuesday, December 21, 2004

More Torture From The Values President

If the ACLU is right, and, from what conservative commentators have told me, they must be since they're composed solely of super-intelligent Jews, then it seems President Bush himself personally authorized the use of torture:
The two-page e-mail that references an Executive Order states that the President directly authorized interrogation techniques including sleep deprivation, stress positions, the use of military dogs, and "sensory deprivation through the use of hoods, etc." The ACLU is urging the White House to confirm or deny the existence of such an order and immediately to release the order if it exists. The FBI e-mail, which was sent in May 2004 from "On Scene Commander--Baghdad" to a handful of senior FBI officials, notes that the FBI has prohibited its agents from employing the techniques that the President is said to have authorized.

(reprinted without permission from the ACLU's web site...ha ha! How does it feel, Mr. Defending My Liberties Organization! Little taste of your own medicine, eh?)

If this is true, and it's a wait-and-see kind of thing, then I'm sure there will be an enormous rebuffing of Der Bushmeister in the mass media, and the American people will rise up and demand impeachment hearings, and that Christian preachers will be taking to the pulpit to talk about the moral outrage involved.

Kidding! I mean, it's not like he got his dick sucked and then lied about it!

Yeah, I'm sure it'll all blow over in an Orange Alert or two. I wonder what's on Fox News tonight?


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