Sunday, October 31, 2004

As you probably know, every time the Redskins win their last pre-election homegame, the incumbent party is re-elected. Every time they lose, the incumbent party is defeated.

THE REDSKINS WERE DEFEATED BY THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!

Not only does this mean Kerry will win the election, it seems extraordinarily fitting that the only publically owned team, a team from a traditional Blue state, and the team which values an honest foreign policy over jingoistic sloganeering and imperialist expansion (based on what I've seen of their defensive strategy) should trounce the Redskins, whose very name epitomizes the Republican party in its racism and insensitivity to native cultures.

Not only that, but Brett Favre, a true warrior, played with an injured hand. I guess I don't need to remind you that John Kerry, also a true warrior, campaigns with shrapnel embedded in his leg. Coincidence? I think so.

http://www.snopes.com/sports/football/election.asp


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